FjwMTcPACmXKenqAJyqBBbCX6PtRbWhEDjHYWjCgpumpThe Real Flork
drawn badly
watching things happen
since the early internet
scroll to really learn
This is The Real Flork
not new
not improved
not explained
just a poorly drawn witness
standing where it probably shouldn't be
The Real Flork comes from old internet habits
MS Paint lines
sock puppet anatomy
four-panel nonsense
no polish
born in the early 2010s
raised by bad ideas and worse timing
Flork stayed — the internet didn't
What Flork Is(shape, not character)
Flork is not a character
Flork is not a mascot
Flork is a shape
placed in situations
without consent
things happen
Flork watches
Philosophy(misaligned on purpose)
drawn wrong on purpose
no symmetry
no clean logic
no explanation
confusion is not a bug
it's the format
Why "The Real"
why real
because nothing was ever fake
it was just badly drawn
edits came later
variations came later
the feeling stayed the same
How It Works(too simple)
something stupid happens
flork is already there
nobody fixes it
end of process
The Vibe
this is not a project
this is not utility
this is not a promise
it's a white space
with crooked lines
and no alignment
just like the internet used to be